Drunks!

My first couple experiences with drunks on the subway:

• The two older gentleman who lurched down the stairs as the train doors were closing. First man leaps gracelessly onto the train and holds the doors open. Second man says "Old thoshe doorsh!" First man: "Don't worrysh! I'm holding theshe doorsh!"... Yes, people really do slur like that! wow...
• About 2am on a Saturday morning, after finding out that our nearest subway was closed for the night, we ended up at West 4th Station... keeping a wide berth of the young guy in front of me who kept leaning over and burping those horrible vomit-burps!
• The man who smelled like he was drinking brocolli vinegar... urgh, not great in close quarters!
• Recently Andrew & I took the subway to get dinner somewhere and there was this woman sitting on the floor of one of the cars in what looked like a pool of vomit & urine.